{"id":3185,"date":"2013-09-26T15:34:54","date_gmt":"2013-09-26T15:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/2013\/09\/the_worst_cinem\/"},"modified":"2013-09-26T15:34:54","modified_gmt":"2013-09-26T15:34:54","slug":"the_worst_cinem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/the_worst_cinem\/","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Kind of Film Ads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the title of this piece, you might already trying to decide whether I&#8217;m going to be talking about:<br \/>\n&#8211; Trailers that give the entire plot of the film away;<br \/>\n&#8211; Trailers that are seemingly more interested in the awards their actors have previously earned than telling us anything about this new film;<br \/>\n&#8211; Ads for foreign language films that try desperately to avoid telegraphing that fact by not including any dialogue in the trailer.<br \/>\nBut in this instance, I&#8217;m talking about none of those things.<br \/>\nRecently at work there was a group email that went around offering a free screening of an upcoming film. All attendees had to agree to was to be filmed and\/or recorded afterwards saying what they thought of the film. These would then be used in television and radio ads for the film.<br \/>\nIn fairness, the film may be superb.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know.<br \/>\nAnd from what I could see in the invitation, you could be as honest about the film as you liked. If you think it&#8217;s hopeless, then you can probably say that. But I wouldn&#8217;t imagine that your contribution would be used.<br \/>\nBut my problem is that, regardless of how good the film is, these are the worst kind of cinema ads.<br \/>\nA trailer may be edited disingenuously, or include the only funny joke in the entire &#8220;comedy&#8221; film, but you at least stand a chance of making some kind of educated decision about whether you&#8217;re interested in the film (e.g. the trailer for Pain and Gain made it very clear that I&#8217;d rather chew my own arm off than ever go and see it). Yet these audience reaction ads are worse than useless.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s true that recommendation is a great way to get me to see a film. That might be a critic who I regard highly, or just a good friend whose taste I trust. Even someone who I think has an appalling taste in films can give me valuable information about whether or not I want to see a film.<br \/>\nBut random people off the street are useless.<br \/>\nSo if your movie ad is filled with happy smiling people emerging from a cinema somewhere telling a camera crew how great the film is, that tells me nothing. I&#8217;m certain that I could find a grinning fool who&#8217;d tell a camera that Sex Lives of the Potato Men was the best thing ever. Indeed wave a camera in someone&#8217;s face and they&#8217;ll happily lie to that camera as convincingly as they can manage to get screentime.<br \/>\nAnd the same goes for those print or outdoor ads that instead of using newspaper, magazine or established websites for critical remarks, use random people they&#8217;ve found on Twitter. I&#8217;m not saying that I implicitly trust anything that Heat, Stylist or the Daily Star says about a film, but I&#8217;ve got a better notion of how high they set their bar than I do @crazydavethecinemagoer or @everythingisjustsobrilliant.<br \/>\nWhile we&#8217;re at, horror films that are advertised with night-vision cameras focused on an audience &#8220;jumping&#8221; does not persuade me that your work is any good either.<br \/>\nLook &#8211; I realise it&#8217;s not easy being a film marketing company. You&#8217;ve essentially got a new &#8220;brand&#8221; to launch on an unsuspecting public every week. But these lazy advertising tropes fool no-one, and almost certainly don&#8217;t work.<br \/>\nAnd for me, they have the worse effect &#8211; I tend to think that you&#8217;ve got something to hide and that your film is actually rubbish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the title of this piece, you might already trying to decide whether I&#8217;m going to be talking about: &#8211; Trailers that give the entire plot of the film away; &#8211; Trailers that are seemingly more interested in the awards their actors have previously earned than telling us anything about this new film; &#8211; Ads [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}