{"id":2785,"date":"2010-07-05T00:15:06","date_gmt":"2010-07-05T00:15:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/2010\/07\/grotesque_telev\/"},"modified":"2010-07-05T00:15:06","modified_gmt":"2010-07-05T00:15:06","slug":"grotesque_telev","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/grotesque_telev\/","title":{"rendered":"Grotesque Television"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stage 1 of the Tour de France had finished in a series of crashes, and Rafa had wrapped up another Wimbledon title. What else was there in the way of sport to watch on television?<br \/>\nI strayed over to ESPN America, where usually I&#8217;d find something like live baseball at this time of year. But it&#8217;s Independence Day in the US, so there was something slightly different: Nathan&#8217;s International Hot Dog Eating Contest.<br \/>\nYes &#8211; ESPN America was bringing LIVE coverage of a bunch of men eating a disgusting amount of food. I&#8217;m no spring chicken, and I&#8217;ve heard about these kinds of contests before, but is that really what gets broadcast on a major sports network on July 4? I found it gross, and actually quite sickening to watch. I stumbled across it somewhere towards to the end of the broadcast with what I imagine were the finalists stuffing food down their gullets while trying not to throw it back up. In front of each of them was a referee with the unenviable task of counting how many hot dogs (and buns!) each competitor was eating.<br \/>\nAnd lest you think otherwise, there was an enormous crowd at the location &#8211; Coney Island.<br \/>\nI tuned away to another channel.<br \/>\nBut then I tuned back.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve no doubt this &#8220;harmless&#8221; event has been going on for years without problem. But when the eventual winner was interviewed he seemed to be downing some kind of pink medicine &#8211; no doubt to keep his guts from spewing right back up.<br \/>\nI later spotted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/news\/feature\/2010\/07\/04\/us_hot_dog_contest\/index.html\">this story<\/a> in my RSS reader &#8211; a former competitor who is no longer aligned with &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ifoce.com\/index.php\">Major League Eating<\/a>&#8221; (I am not kidding), had tried to storm the stage and compete unofficially.<br \/>\nI notice their website has this warning:<br \/>\n<em>All applicants must be 18 years of age or older and fully acknowledge and understand the inherent dangers and risks associated with participating in an eating contest.<\/em><br \/>\nUtterly vile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stage 1 of the Tour de France had finished in a series of crashes, and Rafa had wrapped up another Wimbledon title. What else was there in the way of sport to watch on television? I strayed over to ESPN America, where usually I&#8217;d find something like live baseball at this time of year. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2785"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2785"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2785\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}