{"id":1286,"date":"2005-11-04T13:16:51","date_gmt":"2005-11-04T13:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/2005\/11\/magazine_malark\/"},"modified":"2005-11-04T13:16:51","modified_gmt":"2005-11-04T13:16:51","slug":"magazine_malark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/magazine_malark\/","title":{"rendered":"Magazine Malarkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love reading magazines, and buy far too many. But some of the marketing scams are beginning to really annoy me (As a small aside, people who call magazines &#8220;books&#8221; should be shot, and then frogmarched down to their local Ottakers, Waterstones, Blackwells, Borders or library and shown what a &#8220;book&#8221; looks like).<br \/>\nI think it all started with some of the new Hollywood blockbusters a few years ago. Magazines like Empire would start releasing multiple versions of, say, a Star Wars cover, full in the knowledge that their sales would shoot up as collectors rushed to buy them all.<br \/>\nThis moved onto more mainstream titles like FHM which also ran different covers.<br \/>\nThe next phase was the multiple cover CD. Magazines like Uncut and Mojo often have quite worthwhile CDs attached to them, but why just one, when you can attach &#8220;Volume 2&#8221; to other copies? The women&#8217;s mags also offered different colours of vest or bag, but that seemed more like a choice and there was no real need to collect the lot.<br \/>\nIf there was one issue of Q magazine I always bought, it was the December issue which comes with a &#8220;Best Of&#8221; the year CD. This year, that&#8217;s expanded into two, meaning two purchases are required if you want all the songs.<br \/>\nBut I think we&#8217;ve now reached the nadir in this month&#8217;s Total Film magazine. With the Narnia films about to begin in an attempt to replicate the success of The Lord of the Rings trilogy, there&#8217;s an obvious fanbase waiting ready and willing. So what have the nefarious Total Film done? They&#8217;ve gone for the three &#8220;collectible&#8221; front covers which is almost par for the course. But they&#8217;ve gone further by sealing the magazines in opaque plastic bags, so unless you want to suffer the wrath of your newsagent, you don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re getting. I forsee large WH Smiths in which all the bags are ripped. And frankly Future Publishing deserve that.<br \/>\nOf course, you don&#8217;t have to play the game and take part in this &#8220;collectable&#8221; nonsense, in the same way that I don&#8217;t have to buy both copies of Uncut magazine to get the pair of CDs. But many do. And these numbers get added to the audited ABC sales figures. I just hope advertisers realise that these inflated figures don&#8217;t count as additional eyeballs for these ads.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love reading magazines, and buy far too many. But some of the marketing scams are beginning to really annoy me (As a small aside, people who call magazines &#8220;books&#8221; should be shot, and then frogmarched down to their local Ottakers, Waterstones, Blackwells, Borders or library and shown what a &#8220;book&#8221; looks like). I think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}